The Perpetual Jokes Thread!

[SHADOW]

I thought it would be a good idea to start a jokes thread for some lulz!!
So I will get things started with this one!

A beautiful woman walks into a doctors office and
the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism
goes out the window.

He tells her to take off her pants and he starts
rubbing her thighs. He says "Do you know what I
am doing?" She replies "Yes, checking for
abnormalities."

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra and
he starts rubbing her breasts. He says "Do you
know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes,
checking for lumps and cancer." Finally, he tells
he takes off her panties, lays her on the table,
gets on top of her, and starts having sex with
her. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies "Yes, getting herpes. That's why I
am here."

[Xtreme2damax]

lol, that was just too funny.

[SHADOW]

Husband and wife are having sex.
Son: Dad what are youu doing?
Dad: Just refilling your mothers tank.
Son: But dad last night Uncle John did!